Once upon a time there was a girl who was really really good at starting projects, not so good on the follow thru, and who was a little over-extended. She liked starting seeds.... so she did. Until eventually her sun porch was filled with seedlings (and with pieces of the kitchen that still needed to be installed)
One day, a kind neighbour made the mistake of letting her into his yard.
For some time, she planted and tended.... planted and tended...
... until things began to grow.... out of control. weeds, heat,rain.
... eventually, mother nature was kind to the poor wanna-be-urban-farmer, and the garden began to pay off.... in truckloads.
.... now her only problem is what the hell to do with all the fruit flies.