Sometimes Thursday confessionals get railroaded by my favourite ginger.
Me (a la confessional):
Last week I invited a friend over to my house. They'd never been to my place before. When they showed up they were laughing. "I didn't actually have your address, but i figured it out". I looked at them in confusion ... they responded "really? Have you seen your house? It's your house."
I took it as a huge compliment.
Other things people have said in the past month that I've decided to embrace as compliments: I saw this weird thing the other day and totally thought of you. You are kinda eccentric. You're too much woman for me. You do a lot of strange things [activities]. (And my favourite) I had no idea you were so interesting.
My ginger: I gave up trying to describe you long ago - there's a completely different facet of you shining every time I see you! (The Amish Dominatrix phase was a little intimidating, but what the heck - it's all part of the marvelous package that is you!)
Me: Who says that was a phase?
My ginger: "I shall smiteth thou repeatedly, thou dirty, dirty boy."
Me: Now you've given away next week's confessional!