it wasn't really lying ... as much as just using my ability to hang part of a sentence in the air...
Last night driving thru little lawless gallery town, I passed a police cruiser. I wasn't speeding. My stickers are up to date on my plates. My lights are working. And yet, the cruiser pulled out and followed me to the house. I was parking on the side of the country road when he pulled up beside me.
I rolled down my window.
"Hello L.Bo"
uh, hello?
"I know your name... know how I know that?"
uh, I'm not sure...
"I ran your plates"
(at this point I'm trying to figure out what's going on, I squint thru the snowflakes to see if it's an officer I know, maybe one of the guys from high school, or one from work?)
"I ran your plates and you forgot to renew your license on your birthday"
But!! I renewed my stickers on my birthday.... *
"yes, but you also needed to renew your license"
They didn't mention that at the office....
"I just wanted to give you a heads up, if you were pulled over for anything, it'd be a $350 fine... have a good night, and don't forget to get your license on Monday"
oh.
ok....
thank you so much!**
*I actually noticed the other day, but forgot to go on Friday when they were open. I don't drive my car often enough to think of these things...
**at that point I ran in the house laughing to tell the story to the girls at the PJ party hosted by two of my favourite men.
