Tuesday, May 09, 2006

gaydar busted

ok.... so we all know Bob. (Jen's Bob)
and we've all heard about Lawrence (Bike fixer Lawrence)
here is a conversation recently held by the two of them (details and wording are for the most part made up by me... but the gist of it is fact. And the KEY sentence is word for word... You'll catch it.)::

centre stage, Bob and Lawrence are talking downtown, the conversation turns to the topic of Jenny and Lesley

L: they are both really nice girls
B: yes they are
L: just really nice girls, so friendly. They aren't seeing eachother are they?
B: huh?
L: well, they are lesbians right?
B: (quizzical look)
L: well, they are both just so nice, and friendly but never flirty... I just figured they were lesbians.

(here it is) B: they aren't lesbians... they're Christians!

B: And I'm pretty sure, because I'm dating Jen... and Lesley's just started dating a guy too.

1 comment:

Susanna said...

That is so funny. When I lived in Toronto, two female friends of mine (fellow Bible college students) were asked in the street if they were lesbians because they were walking arm-in-arm! Sad.