the original peanut gallery was in attendance at KCC this morning. Needless to say Scott had to deal with silliness, though I did earn myself a chocolate bar out of the whole ordeal. Note:: we are a very "back and forth" "conversational style" gathering... it's good.. I learn way more.
it all started with this... (members of our sketch today will include Pony: P, Pastor Scott: S, Ziggy: Z (not work related) guy sitting behind us:G, and me: M)
S:: for those of you who are married, and would like to stay this way.....
Z:: HA!
S:: we've got a marriage retreat coming up
Z:: HA!
(fast forward, we're talking about living "wholly" this week- the whole day wasn't about marriage, but more about BEING whole, so love was a large portion... Want more? Go to the Dock next Saturday night... Aaron's doing his version there)
S:: what do we need to grow?
G:: FOOD!
S:: what else?
P:: FOOD!
Z::HA!
S:: what else?
Z:: (insert some profound statement here)
M:: Chocolate
(fast forward)
S:: Does anyone here own a vineyard? No? Ok, so no one's going to correct me later?
S:: What does a vine need to grow?
M:: Chocolate?
S:: Chocolate? Who feeds their plants chocolate?
P:: no no, you BUY the chocolate for the plant... Then when it refuses to eat it... You eat it so it doesn't go to waste.
S:: ok
(fast forward)
S:: Is it wrong to ask God? Is it Wrong to ask God for a marriage that has this attribute ? Or to ask God for a relationship that has this attribute? Is it wrong to ask God for a marriage .. That... (trails off for next point)
M (to P):: is it wrong to ask God for a marriage?
P:: any old marriage?
M:: yeah... Um, I'll just take him to that marriage retreat.
G:: HA!
P:: NO! You need a booth.
M:: a what?
P:: a booth... Outside the marriage thing... With a sign..
M:: a what?
P:: a sign that says "if the retreat didn't work for you"
I nearly pee'd myself
While we were packing up, Scott hands me part of a chocolate bar... "You made me hungry".
I've got some crazy thing happening in my neck behind my ear, an infection? Pray it doesn't move into my ear... I don't want that messed up again.