sometimes, you can't pass up a good thing... like, a peddle thingy at a garage sale.. for only a quarter- so you can sit at your couch being lazy... AND getting exercise. Or... like, going someplace you're not very comfortable... just so you can squish a new puppy....
sometimes you get to hear two quotes that are equally deserving of the title "quote of the week" (maybe even "quote of the month"....) one day after another... for times like that... it's important to indulge.
"Bill Borne? I'd do something illegal for that man"
(not from who you'd expect it)
"When I met them... I knew they were good people... and then, when the wife came out barefooted into the yard, I knew they must be missionaries."