The following is partly word for word, partly "close enough".
I'll let you figure out which part is which.
I'll let you figure out which part is which.
M: put him on the list.
R: what about "y", would you date him?
M: (hesitantly) uh
R: why not?
M: I wouldn't say no if he asked me out.
R: That's all I wanted to hear.... I don't know if you've noticed, I'm not putting my all into this. I've got a vested interest in you staying single. Otherwise I have to share you. I think maybe we should just buy you a vibrator and forget about finding you a husband so we can hang out whenever I want".
M: *eye roll*
M: *eye roll*
2 comments:
I was going to ask if I was "X" or "Y", but then I realized how ridiculous that would be.
Obviously I would have been in the neighbourhood of "B" or "C".
ha, were you listening in on the conversation?
the question was asked "if and if?"
of course I said yes.
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