must have been a slow night in the 'burg

ok, so last night, I run downstairs to the front porch to pick up the last of my crap... when I see this....

That would be two of the SIX police cars surrounding MY CAR!!!! ok, ok, not just my car, but also the van that they have pulled over and surrounded. There's NOTHING to do in the 'burg, so six of our (what? 10?) cars have to pull over a group of college aged boys who have been doing door to door sales for some energy company all night in the pouring rain.
shesh.