can I get a translation here?

ok, So I'm in the theatre, and the new Mr.Bean trailer comes on... Mr.Bean goes on vacation...
He's going to France... you know there's going to be trouble.
The theatre is nearly empty, there's maybe? 10 people inside.
Mr. Bean is ordering something from a desk clerk, he answers "oui, non, oui, non" the clerk says, you have an excellent command of the french language.. to which Mr.Bean says "mucho gracias".
I laugh.
One other person laughs.
The kid sitting a few rows back turns to it's parent and says "was that french?".
To which the parent responds "no honey, it's funny because it's Italian."


le sigh.