I was trying to think of the most offensive thing that had ever been said to me.. or by me (I'm sure there's several contenders there).
Yesterday I was in my home town and had a moment to spare, so I zipped into the bank- it's been my bank since I was 14. I knew every teller. and half of the people in the room being served or waiting. (it's a small town)
I get to the teller... a woman that I babysat for all thru high school.
And I sign off a paper. Because it's that small of a town that you still sign hand written notes directing what you want. And she looks at my last name... and says....
"You're still not married? what's your problem?"
she didn't even back peddle. or blink an eye. and I just laughed it off, ever so gracious.
all the while trying not to freak out on her.
or anyone else.