honest to goodness conversation that I just had on the phone...
the phone rings.... I recognise the name on the display as the old couple I got my first batch of worms from... so I answer... (side note:: I'd answer no matter who was calling- who are we kidding?)
L: Hello?
W: Hello this is Mrs. worm lady**
L::Hello Mrs. W! how are you doing? This is L.
W: Oh, Hello L, I'm fine- I don't know that I know you.
L: Oh, you met me thru your husband, I got some worms from him awhile back.
W: Oh! well, that's nice. How are things with you L?
L: Things are good thank you, how are the two of you doing?
W: Well, things aren't so good around here you know. But, we'll be here until the weekend if you're trying to reach us ok?
L: Ok.
W: well, take care.
L: uhhh, ok, you too? Bye.
W: Bye now.
** name protected as this is a rather embarrassing story
I hung up and started laughing. But then I got worried- Mrs. Worm Lady is elderly, and she's been having some health issues- I'm sure I remember someone not too long ago saying that she was having some memory problems. Also, they open their home often to some people who are not always so trustworthy. So I called back.
And got the answering machine.
I left a detailed message for Mrs. AND Mr. explaining why I was calling and left my number.
Then called the Sheffhouse ... because I needed to share with SOMEBODY!
I get PaSheff on the phone... who launches into a story about a dead guy he didn't know about. (yeah... ?) At this point- or rather, during this story about the unknown dead guy, I'm trying desperately not to start laughing. And it's not working well, so I cover the receiver and start making hand motions at my roommate- who looks as confused, if not more, than I.
The dead man is given some body to his newly-passed life- and I then share with PaSheff my Mrs.W story. PaSheff is unable to make a complete sentence he's laughing so hard. So I say "do you think she's going thru something right now?" Without missing a beat, he replies "you mean like the phone book?"
And now I can't talk, I'm laughing too hard.
A little while later, the phone rings again.
It's Mrs. Worm Lady returning my call.
L: Hello?
W: Hello, this is Mrs.W calling. We just spoke.
L: Yes, I left a message because I wasn't sure why you'd called, and I wasn't sure if you were ok.
W: I know you're the young lady who helps across the way [referring to GTI- she lives on the property behind the motel]. I was returning your call.
L: Well, yes, I just left that message after you called, I wasn't sure why you called the first time.
W: There was a message on our phone, you called here.
L: I haven't called in ....
W: We've been away. For a month
[I called the week before I got my worms... that was months ago!]
L: oh... ok.
W: Well, We're doing poorly here right now, we're under quarantine I have to go now Bye.
(click)
L: uh... bye?